- British boy: You look beautiful today love.
- American boy: Yo ass is kickin
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
His family didn’t have a penne left after the funeral costs.
Lettuce all pray for him.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via th3p3rf3ctskyist0rn)








